omg, this blog is one step from dying liao...a few more jokes for u guys(if u even see this)
CORPORATE TALK
Here's something that might help you figure out those slick jibberish from recruiting companies so you'll know what they really mean!
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you; you'll have to introduce yourself to your co-workers.
"IMMEDIATE OPENING"
The person who used to have this job gave notice a month ago. We're
just now running the ad.
"PENSION/RETIREMENT BENEFITS"
After 3 years, we'll allow you to fund your own pension plan and, if you behave
we'll give you a 5 percent matching contribution.
"COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT"
We have a lot of turnover.
"EXCITING AND PROFESSIONAL WORK ENVIRONMENT"
Guys in grey suits will bore you with tales of squash and their weekends on
yachts.
"JOIN OUR DYNAMIC TEAM"
We all listen to nutty motivational tapes.
"MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"FLEXIBLE HOURS"
Work 40 hours; get paid for 25.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control. .
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do.
"ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD"
You whine, you're fired.
New Measurements
1000 kilograms of Chinese soup: Won Ton
Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon
1000 aches: 1 kilohurtz
1 million microphones: 1 megaphone
Three women who work in the same office
notice that their female boss has started
leaving work early every day, so one day
they decide that after she leaves, they'll
take off early, too. After all, she never
calls or comes back, so how is she to know?
The brunette is thrilled to get home early.
She does a little gardening, watches a
movie and then goes to bed early.
The redhead is elated to be able to get
in a quick workout at her health club
before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde is also very happy to be home
early, but as she goes upstairs she hears
noises coming from her bedroom. She
quietly opens the door a crack and is
mortified to see her husband in bed with
HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes
the door and creeps out of her house.
The next day the brunette and redhead
talk about leaving early again, but when
they ask the blonde if she wants to
leave early also, she exclaims,
"NO WAY! yesterday I almost got caught!"
IN A DRUNKEN HAZE
One night, after a long evening of drinking, Jim was thrown out of the bar as usual. On his way home he spotted a nun walking down the road.
After looking at her twice he ran over and tackled her, then proceeded to beat the living **** out of her.
Some people passing by spotted this and called the police.
As the police were pulling him away in handcuffs he looked back and said, "I thought you'd be tougher than that, Batman."
Li Bai's Poem
(Chinese Version)
Chuang qian ming yue guang
Yi shi di shang shuang
Ju tou wang ming yue
Di tou shi gu xiang
(English Version)
The moon light is pouring down on my bedside
Like white frost spreading on the ground
I look up the bright round moon in the sky
And lower my head thinking of my dear hometown
(Singlish (Phua Chu Kang) Version)
Bedfront Moon Bright Bright
Think Is Floor White White
Lift Head See Moon Moon
Bow Head Miss Home Home...
(Ah-Beng Version)
Bedfront Orr Pi Sai (pick nose)
Think Think Go Pang Sai
Pick Up Tai Gor Tai (handphone)
BS While Lau Sai
Just in case you do not know what BS is, my guess is Bull****.
(Latest Reservist Army Version)
Bedfront Lau Bark Sai (tears drop)
Thinking About Exercise(reservist mobilization)
Drop Dead Look Into The Sky (run until no
breath)
Tong Kor Sia Lang Zai? (my heartache nobody knows)
(Osama version)
No friend at my side
Think think Bush will fight
Lift head but where to hide?
This time don't know when will die ?
(Bush version)
Can't sleep since that night
Think think where he hide ?
Bomb bomb friends will say I pai
No choice ask them go fly kite
Baby food
A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "I'm having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why did you eat him?"
Monday, September 10, 2007
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Videos
Bet On It- Chipmunk
Rihanna - Umbrella (Chipmunk Version)
Maroon 5 - Wont Go Home Without You (Chipmunk Version)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Chipmunk Version)
Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone (Chipmunk Version)
Avril Lavigne - Innocence (Chipmunk Version)
When i look into your eyes
Are you like that when you play computer?
These 2 videos are blasts from the past:
Toybox - Tarzan and Jane
Smile.Dk - Butterfly
Tiam Kwee's Favourite Video
o2jam World Championship - Final Round
-Mark
Ratatouille Hokkien Version
Posted By Jackie
Dota Song
The Art Of Dota
Posted By Mark
Flyleaf - I'm So Sick
Linkin Park - In Pieces
Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder
Posted by Jackie
Avril Lavigne - Hot
Linkin Park - Shadow of the day
The Veronicas - Hook Me Up
Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy
Rihanna - Umbrella (Chipmunk Version)
Maroon 5 - Wont Go Home Without You (Chipmunk Version)
Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls (Chipmunk Version)
Avril Lavigne - When You're Gone (Chipmunk Version)
Avril Lavigne - Innocence (Chipmunk Version)
When i look into your eyes
Are you like that when you play computer?
These 2 videos are blasts from the past:
Toybox - Tarzan and Jane
Smile.Dk - Butterfly
Tiam Kwee's Favourite Video
o2jam World Championship - Final Round
-Mark
Ratatouille Hokkien Version
Posted By Jackie
Dota Song
The Art Of Dota
Posted By Mark
Flyleaf - I'm So Sick
Linkin Park - In Pieces
Maroon 5 - Makes Me Wonder
Posted by Jackie
Avril Lavigne - Hot
Linkin Park - Shadow of the day
The Veronicas - Hook Me Up
Avenged Sevenfold - Almost Easy
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
What say you?
Singaporean Bullied by Eurasians
They didnt pay the tri-shaw rider and mocked at him for being slow.
-Mark
dont know if you guys have seen these before.just wanna share something interesting!
press ctrl+A to see snow white's transformation!
We can impose knowledge, if it is evident, on others but we should never try to impose our beliefs on others. This is because beliefs on others is just opinion. The attitude of not imposing beliefs on others refers equally to religious beliefs. It is only one's own business. No one else has any right to tell us what to do and what not to belief. ~ From a model essay ~
A last word from me
Mark says:
dota at 8
Mark says:
coming?
Owen The Old. says:
u moron ._.
Owen The Old. says:
i dun haf to study history ar?
Owen The Old. says:
u are on !
Mark says:
LOL
Owen The Old. says:
LOL
- A chat between Owen And Mark on the day before the history o levels
Revenge And Justice
Revenge is not justice. Say Person A was killed by Person B. Person A's good friend, Person C was utterly upset by what happened. He swore to avenge Person A, by killing person B. He was stopped by Person D. Still, he insisted on revenge, and claimed '' I want to bring Justice to Person B. The thing is, is that Justice? I think not. I believe revenge is an exact repeat of what was to be avenged for.
-DC
I find it damn amusing how our blog coincides with almost exactly what Mrs Quah says about us haha.
-Mark
Lo there... Just wanna say something. If you look closely at the chat box, you notice that Bala left 2 comments on 13.41, 2 Oct 07. Coincidently, the 'Secret Service' guy left comment exactly 1 min later.
From this, we can infer with the accuracy of higher than 90% that that 'Secret Service' (SS) comes Bala. This is not true only in the case, where ( his friend using the same computer, did the SS, OR that he was chatting with a friend while leaving comment and that friend did the SS)
I personally, do not dislike jokes. In fact, I LOVE jokes, I think most boys do, even many girls. BUT, please, don't fake as some one as ''Secret Service''. And please, if you wanna fake, prepare yourself. It doesn't sound like it comes from official. And by leaving comment in the chat box, the person is actually supporting this blog (Thank you). So should I say '' lmao? ''
I also notice that, this chat box has a weakness. Anyone can fake as anyone else, including the e-mail. Thus, it is us, members of 'fourthaugust'( including Bala), who have the responsibility to maintain this Blog, so that it won't go astray. It is also important to note that we should try to keep the pass to ourself, many people know about it, since we have 39 members.
And I apologize for giving the pass to a teacher, who could terminate this blog whenever this go against school rules or whenever anything goes 'wrong'. I wasn't in the right state of mind, now I apologize again. Hopefully he/she forgets about this. Anyway, if he/she remembers this, he/she most likely will not has the heart to shut down this blog.
-DC
Hello 4/8'ers, I've changed the background colour. Please comment on it! If you think this colour is not suitable, I can change it, but do tell me what to change it to (: . My colour combination skills are not very good .. hahas. Hmm. yea. that's what i can do for the moment, still have to get used to the way the new blogger works (: . Do Comment! (: Cheers~
- 48' Leen (:
Unfortunately, blogskins frm http://www.blogskins.com/ cant be uploaded on this blog bcos it was created with new blogger. frm wad i know, only blogs created using old blogger (like mine) can have blogskins. to ppl like Yixuan n Doni, if u noe how to upload blogskins to new blogger, feel free. i found some really cool dolphin skins, but unfortunately...bloody new blogger piece of as for links, anyone who wans to link their blog here let me know tata
- Terence
Okay.. So I guess i have to start the 2nd ball rolling. This is the post where you can blog about anything you want. Like about current events.. or about recent experiences or complains.
For my post today, I would like to explain the shifting to our new home. It was mainly because the all the different accounts were damn complicated. Our hotmail account was fourthaugust@hotmail.com with password ngsayhong , our youtube account was 4thAugust and our blogger account was fourthaugust@hotmail.com with password teoaikiong and fourthaugust.blogspot.com
I found that really complicated. So now all our accounts are standardised. All our accounts are now 4thAugust. Only that some lamer used that for his hotmail account before we did so we have to continue using fourthaugust@hotmail.com for the email.
To summarize everything, whatever you need to know is in the welcome post. This post is just to explain. Log into the blog, check out the drafts and all will be clear.
-Mark
They didnt pay the tri-shaw rider and mocked at him for being slow.
-Mark
dont know if you guys have seen these before.just wanna share something interesting!
Concentrate on the cross in the middle, after a while you will notice something different!
press ctrl+A to see snow white's transformation!-Rui Xian-
We can impose knowledge, if it is evident, on others but we should never try to impose our beliefs on others. This is because beliefs on others is just opinion. The attitude of not imposing beliefs on others refers equally to religious beliefs. It is only one's own business. No one else has any right to tell us what to do and what not to belief. ~ From a model essay ~
A last word from me
Mark says:
dota at 8
Mark says:
coming?
Owen The Old. says:
u moron ._.
Owen The Old. says:
i dun haf to study history ar?
Owen The Old. says:
u are on !
Mark says:
LOL
Owen The Old. says:
LOL
- A chat between Owen And Mark on the day before the history o levels
Revenge And Justice
Revenge is not justice. Say Person A was killed by Person B. Person A's good friend, Person C was utterly upset by what happened. He swore to avenge Person A, by killing person B. He was stopped by Person D. Still, he insisted on revenge, and claimed '' I want to bring Justice to Person B. The thing is, is that Justice? I think not. I believe revenge is an exact repeat of what was to be avenged for.
-DC
I find it damn amusing how our blog coincides with almost exactly what Mrs Quah says about us haha.
-Mark
Lo there... Just wanna say something. If you look closely at the chat box, you notice that Bala left 2 comments on 13.41, 2 Oct 07. Coincidently, the 'Secret Service' guy left comment exactly 1 min later.
From this, we can infer with the accuracy of higher than 90% that that 'Secret Service' (SS) comes Bala. This is not true only in the case, where ( his friend using the same computer, did the SS, OR that he was chatting with a friend while leaving comment and that friend did the SS)
I personally, do not dislike jokes. In fact, I LOVE jokes, I think most boys do, even many girls. BUT, please, don't fake as some one as ''Secret Service''. And please, if you wanna fake, prepare yourself. It doesn't sound like it comes from official. And by leaving comment in the chat box, the person is actually supporting this blog (Thank you). So should I say '' lmao? ''
I also notice that, this chat box has a weakness. Anyone can fake as anyone else, including the e-mail. Thus, it is us, members of 'fourthaugust'( including Bala), who have the responsibility to maintain this Blog, so that it won't go astray. It is also important to note that we should try to keep the pass to ourself, many people know about it, since we have 39 members.
And I apologize for giving the pass to a teacher, who could terminate this blog whenever this go against school rules or whenever anything goes 'wrong'. I wasn't in the right state of mind, now I apologize again. Hopefully he/she forgets about this. Anyway, if he/she remembers this, he/she most likely will not has the heart to shut down this blog.
-DC
Hello 4/8'ers, I've changed the background colour. Please comment on it! If you think this colour is not suitable, I can change it, but do tell me what to change it to (: . My colour combination skills are not very good .. hahas. Hmm. yea. that's what i can do for the moment, still have to get used to the way the new blogger works (: . Do Comment! (: Cheers~
- 48' Leen (:
Unfortunately, blogskins frm http://www.blogskins.com/ cant be uploaded on this blog bcos it was created with new blogger. frm wad i know, only blogs created using old blogger (like mine) can have blogskins. to ppl like Yixuan n Doni, if u noe how to upload blogskins to new blogger, feel free. i found some really cool dolphin skins, but unfortunately...bloody new blogger piece of as for links, anyone who wans to link their blog here let me know tata
- Terence
Okay.. So I guess i have to start the 2nd ball rolling. This is the post where you can blog about anything you want. Like about current events.. or about recent experiences or complains.
For my post today, I would like to explain the shifting to our new home. It was mainly because the all the different accounts were damn complicated. Our hotmail account was fourthaugust@hotmail.com with password ngsayhong , our youtube account was 4thAugust and our blogger account was fourthaugust@hotmail.com with password teoaikiong and fourthaugust.blogspot.com
I found that really complicated. So now all our accounts are standardised. All our accounts are now 4thAugust. Only that some lamer used that for his hotmail account before we did so we have to continue using fourthaugust@hotmail.com for the email.
To summarize everything, whatever you need to know is in the welcome post. This post is just to explain. Log into the blog, check out the drafts and all will be clear.
-Mark
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Chalet '09
21-23 December 2009:
When I looked through the photos that we took in the 1st chalet, I realised that even though we are all already separated from the class but we are still as whacky as we were. I took these photos when I was free during the chalet. I believe that keeping photos is the best way to keep memories. It's just silly to see some of the scene in some pictures but these are the photos that are the most memorable.
I am so-called the camera man for this chalet not because I was appointed to be one, but because no one brought camera to take photos. Everyone thought that someone else will bring a camera along so in the end I have to be the one taking photo, with my phone.
I'd like to thank everyone for coming to the chalet to play and enjoy. You all kept the augusteers spirit there people! I'd like to further extent my gratitude to Mark, Doni and Samuel for doing up the admin work for the chalet.
I hope you all like the pictures I've taken. Feel free to log in to put comments on the photos.
- Jackie
When I looked through the photos that we took in the 1st chalet, I realised that even though we are all already separated from the class but we are still as whacky as we were. I took these photos when I was free during the chalet. I believe that keeping photos is the best way to keep memories. It's just silly to see some of the scene in some pictures but these are the photos that are the most memorable.
I am so-called the camera man for this chalet not because I was appointed to be one, but because no one brought camera to take photos. Everyone thought that someone else will bring a camera along so in the end I have to be the one taking photo, with my phone.
I'd like to thank everyone for coming to the chalet to play and enjoy. You all kept the augusteers spirit there people! I'd like to further extent my gratitude to Mark, Doni and Samuel for doing up the admin work for the chalet.
I hope you all like the pictures I've taken. Feel free to log in to put comments on the photos.
- Jackie
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